It Never Ends

This is the list that never ennnds,
Yes, it goes on and on my frieeends,
Lar-ri sta-arted eatinnng
Not knowing when to stop. 
And she'll continue eating forever JUST because.... 
(repeat)

Well, Larri got my reduced fat Cheez-its. I guess she's trying to watch her weight. 

Will it ever end?!?!?!  Not according to the song....

Cat Toy or Shelving Unit?

I ordered a cat toy online for our friendly felines.  I figured they needed a few more places to lay...and then maybe they would stop stealing our seats. Everyone had to "help" us put it together.

Cleo

CrAzY!

Larri...she's just checking to see if it's edible

Moe had more fun with the box

Supervisor

Moe

done!  Thanks mom!!

Damn Cat

Below is a picture of my birthday cake...if you look closely you can see a QUARTER of it has been eaten.  That's because we left it unattended for longer than a minute.  She's ridiculous.  Mom was letting it cool while she got ready so she could decorate it while I was out running errands.  She had to go back to the store and get more cake mix and start over.  Larri didn't even have so much as a tummy ache.  She never ceases to amaze me!

Go ahead and add this to her list

She Struck Again!

Maybe I made my list too soon...

Mom had everything laid out on the counter for MY birthday dinner.  This morning I get up to see that Larri had a fabulous time last evening.  She decided to celebrate my birthday early....

I can just see her trying to drag these to Fat Cat Corner

It's A Hard Life...

This bed was intended for the dogs, but during the day the cats take control of it.  

Merlyn enjoying the Serta!

Doggone Dog!

So I've been taking Polo out for runs in the evening and he's been doing very well.

To make up for my run cut short last night (too dark....I kept stubbing my toes on the sidewalk), I ran this morning. You would have thought I was trying to run with a rabid dog.  I've never seen Polo behave this way.  First of all, he's not dominant AT ALL, but you wouldn't have guessed that if your first meeting him was today.  He was charging dogs with his hair standing up on his back...even growled at the poor unsuspecting walkers that passed by.  Maybe I just need to continue the night time running so it will be too hot to act a fool.

On a side note: Tes always thinks she needs to go for a walk if Polo is out.  She woke mom up and mom "had" to take her on a walk. hahaha  I wish she was this much of a push over when I was a growing up. :)

Top Ten

It's no secret Larri likes to eat so I decided to make a Top Ten list of things she's eaten.  Please note that NONE of this stuff was offered to her...she steals.  Everything she steals ends up in a corner of my garage.  She's like a fat kid who hoards food so I call her corner "Fat Cat Corner."

1. a whole tub of butter ( I had made some toast and opened a brand new container of butter.  When I finished eating my toast I put the jelly away thinking I had already put the butter away...nope!  I found the chewed up tub in Fat Cat Corner)
2. the top off my angel food cake
3. my BBQ sandwich
4. dish towels (they looked like Swiss cheese when she was done)
5. foil
6. pecans
7. grease from a cooking skillet
8. hot Asian peppers (I left these out on purpose to teach her a lesson...it didn't sink in)
9. chicken off of Brian's plate (He got up to get a drink and as he made it into the kitchen I saw her running off with a huge piece of chicken in her mouth)
10. Subway sandwich wrappers
11. tortillas
12. lettuce
13. bread
14. cake mix
15. plastic bags (She chewed through a bag just to see what was in it)
16. a reusable cloth grocery bag
17. the cat food bag
18. pretzels
19. and I'm sure there's more that I don't know about.

All this and she won't eat Peanut Butter!!  Mom bought her a dog Kong to give her something to eat during the day so she doesn't feel like she's starving.  We filled it with peanut butter and she turned her nose...really?!?!

The Rest of the Story...

I've decided to start this because I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP and why leave out the rest of the funny stuff that happens here...Like the cat that has eaten everything from pecans to dish cloths.  It's funny.  Just today she stole a hamburger patty...gross, I know.

Any way, I doubt I update this as much as Peeps from the Chicken Chick, but it'll get updated some.  Especially when I force the poor animals to pose for pictures in ridiculous outfits.  Moe has a tie, Tes has a flower headband, and Polo is forced to wear any of Brian's hats he leaves in my house.


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